I'm a giraffe

I decided to start a blog. I've thought about it for years but I just never thought I was interesting enough. I didn't date a lot and my job was boring. The only thing remotely interesting were the books I was reading. I'm not the only person in the world that reads and there are many more people that were better at critiquing them than myself.

Jump forward a few years and now I have this crazy, funny, incredibly awesome man in my life. I have a little more going on. He's a giraffe too. Now I know what you are thinking. "What are you talking about? You're a giraffe? What does that even mean?" I had a job interview yesterday and one of the questions was if I could be any animal what would I be? The way I look at it, giraffes are funny, unique creatures. I would like to think of myself that way as well. So I said I was a giraffe. I also told her my husband only married me because he's a giraffe as well. He gets me. He is funny and unique and doesn't think I'm weird and annoying. He laughs with me at the stupid comedic movies and ridiculous jokes. I couldn't ask for a better man.

Now just a little bit about us. I'm 29 years old and he is 23. Its a running joke between us that I was single because I just needed to wait for my husband to grow up and this way we'll be the same age when we die because men die earlier than women. Win win in my book. K is smart and talented. He can play the guitar like nobodies business. He also pulls random facts out of thin air that no one should ever need to know. Time travel? Oh its totally possible as long as you travel close to the speed of light. But that's only into the future. You can't travel into the past. See what I mean? Useless. He wants to be a teacher. He would be perfect at it. I just want to be a stay at home mom. That may not happen for a long time but hopefully one day. I guess we have to have a kid first. We do want children. We want a lot of children. We'll see how that goes. In the meantime I work in customer service.

I hope that you will laugh with us on our crazy journey together. This is just the beginning of something good.